Hey guys and girls I thought I would try something a little bit different that some of you may enjoy. Vintage wank wags from back in day are amazing things. Not only do they take us to a time when real women where photographed in all their natural beauty but they are also a damn fine fun read. Now I could have gone down the obvious route and just posted scans of the lovely ladies within the magazines but I wanted to do something a bit different and cover something that genuinely does fascinate me and it’s not exclusive to this type of magazine. I wanted to showcase the adverts that you could find in the magazines. So here is the first post for you all from the October 1982 edition of Genesis. I have to thank beforehand a certain Robin Bougie as this (and the only other vintage mag I own so far) was bought from his online shop here. Go check it out! Anyways folks let’s celebrate the good life!
Monte Alban Competition
Before the internet all the girls and boys had to order their toys through magazines and catalogues. Sure, you could visit your local adult store but society will always have a stigma when a person walking out of a sex shop is sighted. Anyway, check out this simple, no thrills advert for the Xandria Collection catalogue. From what I can gather, Xandria was founded by Gaye Redmond, the wife of Victoria’s Secret founder, Roy Raymond in San Fransisco in 1974. It was initially set up to let those with physical disabilities to be able to play too which is not only cool but has it’s own medical benefits. Would love to somehow get hold of a catalogue. The fact you get a double guarantee and the money you payed for the catalogue taken off your first order… Maybe i need to rebuild a time machine?
How To get Women Guides
Thanks to this advert I now have two new items to add to my “Most Wanted Obscure But Probably Lost” wanted list. Apparently with Eric Weber’s “How To Meet New Women” cassette all you have to do is “… just sit back, flip on your cassette, and suddenly you begin to feel braver, better looking, filled with confidence, and ready to approach every beautiful woman you see!” Plus you get to hear it in Eric Weber’s very own voice! That’s surely $12.95 you will not regret spending folks! Combine this with the devastatingly effective 5 volume Encyclopedia Of Winning With Women and man, you’re going to be like me and having to beat off women with a stick everywhere you go. *One of the claims in this little paragraph may or may not be true.*
Best Of Genesis Letters Ad
American Eagle Collector’s Buckle
This one goes out to all you patriots who might be reading this. Nothings screams America than a giant, shiny eagle belt buckle. Next time a girl asks what’s that in your pants you can now take off that heavy hunk of silver and watch as she caresses and moistens. Yeah, I think my imagination is running wild with this a little bit but I have to say this would have been a pretty damn awesome gift to receive…. If you where an oil barren or something like that!
Kool Ultra Cigarettes Ad
There you have it ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed this nice little look at just a tiny example of what vintage porn mag adverts has to offer. Hopefully the scans are big enough so you can get lost in the fantastic text. There where quite a few more adverts in the magazine but these where the ones that really got my attention and raised a smile. Hopefully in the future I will get my hands on more mags so I can share more adverts with you all.
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